Funny poems my dog ate my homework

Five friendly farmers
Wake up with the sun,
For it is early morning
And the chores must be done.
The first friendly farmer
Goes to milk the cow.
The second friendly farmer
Thought he'd better plow.
The third friendly farmer
Feeds the hungry hens.
The fourth friendly farmer
Puts the piggies in their pens.
The fifth friendly farmer
Picks the ripe corn.
And waves to the neighbor
When he blows his horn.
When the work is finished
And the evening sky is red
Five tired farmers
Tumble into bed!

The preacher was preaching with all his might. The subject was SIN, and he was ‘against’ it. A girl, with a wonderful figure, and not nearly enough clothes, came in late. She strode down the centre of the aisle, close to the front, and sat down. It was plain to the preacher that he had lost a little over 100% of the men in his audience to this voluptuous object. He shook a fist at her and said, “You are the Jezebel the good book tells us about. You have got the mind of every man in this building on evil thoughts, and not good thoughts. But I am a man of God! You don’t affect me, and right now up in Heaven, Saint Finger is shaking his Peter at you!”

Funny poems my dog ate my homework

funny poems my dog ate my homework

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